Top Ten Reasons Why Liberals Hate The Glock

10. Glocks kill people; if it wasn't for guns like Glocks - there would be no killing.

9. The receiver has a half life of 1000 years (tree huggin environmentalists hate this).

8. They only come in one color - not politically correct, damn it!

7. They look really menacing - kind of like an assualt weapon.

6. You can reason with a drug crazed psycho - you don't need a high capacity Glock to shoot them.

4. The Glock is unsafe in the hands of a child (Duh, why would any responsible adult allow a kid to have a gun, matches, a knife or any implement of destruction?)

3. Everyone knows that plastic guns can't be seen by airport security x-rays.

2. They aren't pretty like a flower.

and the number one reason why liberals hate the Glock...

1. It's a gun - Damn-it!

� 1998 GLOCKMEISTER ™

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